call me eddy
oh! i forgot my joke meow goo gai pan.
Dennis says Eddy goes where he wants, screams if any door is closed to him, does whatever he wants--how long do kittens stay kittens anyway?he's more annoying than I am.
They don't stay kittens long enough.
Edward,For Dennis to have said "he's more annoying than I am" it must mean something; and indeed the past three posts have illustrated behaviour most unbecoming a young kitten such as yourself, but I am not one to quell creativity and individualism.I see an explorer in you, Eddy and I think you should take full advantage of your kitten years to become who you really are.Set forth and explore your horizons!
Dennis, Eddy couldn't possibly be more annoying than you.
That does not look very comfy, Edward. But Miss Peach sometimes sleeps in a frying pan, too.
Dude, that's one seriously pugnacious look on your face.Meanwhile, I used to call my best friend's roommate's cat who was a big black cat (seriously big, like bigger that Bob big) named Bat by a name that Bat's owner didn't find particularly amusing:Moo Goo Gai Cat.I used to jokingly say he was big enough to feed a family of 6.I also called Bat Moby Cat because he was a whale of a cat. His owner didn't find this name funny either.Some people have no sense of humor, I swear.Bob knows all about acting crazy and upsetting other cats. He used to do it frequently when he was a little dude like you. You're a kitten, dude. It's what kittens do. Someday, you'll be a big, boring cat that sleeps all day like Elmo and Dennis and Chedwick (Bob's not quite there yet, thank god). I say live it up while you can. Kittenhood is like childhood. It's never long enough.You're the only cat I know that's spent time in both a bowl of popcorn and a frying pan, Edward. Have you tried out the sink yet?
Oh you looked cute, Eddy. But be careful not to play with fire...hehehe....:)
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