i wake my friend up

because he slept in. i'm waiting for Jeff to get out of bed and run around the house at top speed with me. He would like to sleep in some more he says. Okay, i will wait.

Relax Already

i pay the minimum amount of attention to all the bad news out there. Thinking positive is all i know. There is nothing worse than a stressed out cat. (you've seen them-- they're all twitchy and weird.) Of course i can't avoid the news, and try to stay informed and all, but i don't see the point of getting all twitchy about it. 

me and my bear

what?

what is that thing up there????

i have no idea.

my friend senses my presence

Bobby is in his favorite basket. He knows i am near, but he don't know the upset that will soon happen. 

Kiss Smooch Canoodle Groom

Sometimes i just enjoy lounging around with my best buddies. One can't be running around all of the time. In this photo, i'm kissing Bobby while Jeff looks on and Dennis ignores everyone. 

i know the reason

that you talk behind my back.... Dennis.

 Are you planning a sneak attack? 

Bobby is my buddy and he won't listen to you.  

No, i do not feel that good when i see the heartbreaks you embrace - if i was a master thief perhaps i'd rob them... And now i know you're dissatisfied with your position ( no longer alpha cat! ) and your place... don't you understand it's not my problem?